1.
Furry drama queen that spits when you criticize its haircut
2.
Dance where two people argue passionately while walking backwards
3.
Annual excuse for adults to wear feathers and pretend they're birds
4.
Nature's apartment complex where monkeys throw parties on every floor
5.
Place so windy that penguins need helmets
6.
Edible pocket that's better at keeping secrets than your diary
7.
Giant bird that makes eagles feel insecure about their wingspan
8.
Religion practiced with feet instead of hands and way more screaming
9.
Bean juice that transforms zombies into functional humans
10.
Living garden hose that gives the worst hugs imaginable
11.
River so long it probably has its own time zones
12.
Giant hamster that's inexplicably friends with every other animal
13.
Cotton ball with legs that judges your life choices
14.
Ancient city built by people who clearly didn't believe in elevators
15.
Grassland so flat that even pancakes feel mountainous
