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What you call your voice after karaoke night at 3 AM
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Clear liquid that makes Russians seem like they're speaking English
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Mexican beverage that erases memories and creates regrettable tattoos
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Pirate juice that makes you say "arrr" uncontrollably
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Juniper-flavored sadness that pairs well with your mother-in-law's visit
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Fancy grape juice that pretends to be sophisticated at dinner parties
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Kentucky's liquid contribution to bad decision-making since 1789
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Bubbly liquid that costs more than your car payment
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Lime-flavored excuse to wear a sombrero indoors
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Triangle-shaped glass of liquid confidence for secret agents
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Spanish fruit punch that makes you dance on tables
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French liquid that makes you pronounce everything with an accent
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Green fairy water that makes you see actual green fairies
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Rice wine that makes you bow to strangers
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German liquid that makes you yodel whether you want to or not