1.
"Nature's disco ball with commitment issues"
2.
"The only creature that could survive your cooking"
3.
"Vampire with terrible table manners"
4.
"Flying rainbow that used to eat leaves"
5.
"Armored tank that fits in your palm"
6.
"Eight-legged interior decorator with questionable taste"
7.
"Tiny bodybuilder who never skips leg day"
8.
"Green gymnast with serious jumping addiction"
9.
"Helicopter pilot who forgot to get a license"
10.
"Striped workaholic with anger management issues"
11.
"Polka-dotted garden socialite with aphid vendetta"
12.
"Nighttime musician who only knows one song"
13.
"Angry neighbor who crashes every outdoor party"
14.
"Confused party crasher obsessed with light bulbs"
15.
"Tiny acrobat who treats pets like trampolines"
16.
"Wooden furniture's worst nightmare and divorce lawyer"
17.
"Future supermodel currently in eating disorder phase"
18.
"Uninvited dinner guest who never leaves"
19.
"Garden's equivalent of that friend who borrows everything"
20.
"Angry flying needle with serious territorial disputes"
21.
"Insect therapist who listens with deadly intentions"
22.
"Shoe store owner's dream customer"
23.
"Creepy crawler with unfortunate naming committee"
24.
"Walking air freshener that does the opposite job"
25.
"Tiny food critic with destructive restaurant reviews"
26.
"Miniature vampire that travels in annoying gangs"
27.
"Bookworm who takes literature way too literally"
28.
"Underground hermit who emerges for noisy family reunions"