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- Where your money goes to die but the buffets live forever
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- Coffee capital where rain is considered a personality trait
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- Retirement home with better nightlife and flamingo lawn ornaments
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- Pizza debate headquarters where wind has anger management issues
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- Mile-high city where everyone's either skiing or pretending to ski
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- Oven disguised as a city that somehow has golf courses
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- Historical theme park where everyone talks like they invented America
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- Traffic jam with a city built around it
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- Where young people go to retire from mainstream society
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- Honky-tonk heaven where everyone's either a star or a bartender
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- Hipster paradise that stays weird professionally
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- Motor city that put the world on wheels then needed a jump start
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- Birthplace of freedom and aggressive sports fans
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- City that rocks despite what everyone else says
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- Elvis headquarters with barbecue that's worth the pilgrimage
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- Crab cake capital with a harbor that's actually pretty
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- Cheese and beer wonderland where winter is a lifestyle choice
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- Wing sauce birthplace that's tougher than its weather
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- California's government office that pretends not to be overshadowed
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- Mouse house headquarters where childhood dreams cost admission
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- Racing capital that goes in circles really, really fast
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- Banking center that's surprisingly not made of money
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- Explorer's namesake that discovered how to be perfectly average
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- Twin city that's nicer than its sibling next door
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- Steel town that cleaned up and got fancy bridges
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- Chili capital where they put spaghetti under everything
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- Dorothy's starting point for every adventure that isn't here
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- Confederate capital that's moved on to hipster coffee shops
