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- The center of the universe, according to everyone who lives there
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- Where umbrellas are considered essential fashion accessories year-round
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- Bilingual city where poutine is a food group and construction is eternal
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- Where cowboy hats meet oil money and everyone's a roughneck millionaire
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- The other Alberta city that's definitely not jealous of its southern neighbor
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- Government town where politicians argue in two languages simultaneously
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- Where mosquitoes are the unofficial provincial bird and winter is a lifestyle
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- Medieval fortress city that somehow ended up in North America
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- Maritime port where lobster rolls are breakfast food and fog is furniture
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- Prairie city named after a berry that most people can't pronounce
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- Steel town that's definitely not just a suburb of its bigger neighbor
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- Ontario's version of England without the royal family or decent weather
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- Border town where you can see America but choose to stay in Canada
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- Retirement paradise where gardens bloom and wallets empty
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- Prairie capital where the wind never stops and neither do the jokes about the name
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- Oktoberfest headquarters where German heritage meets Canadian politeness
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- Car manufacturing town that puts wheels on Canadian dreams
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- Historic limestone city where Queen's students outnumber actual residents
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- Mining town with a giant nickel that's worth more than most houses
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- Northwestern Ontario city where the name matches the weather reports
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- New Brunswick capital where the Maritimes meet government bureaucracy
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- Tiny island capital where confederation was born and potatoes rule
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- Yukon's metropolis where the Northern Lights are better than Netflix
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- Northwest Territories capital where diamonds are mined and aurora watched
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- Eastern Townships gem where French culture meets English confusion
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- University town where agriculture meets higher education and everyone's a student
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- Cottage country gateway where city folk pretend to be outdoorsy
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- Wine country paradise where grapes grow and vacation homes multiply
