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What trees do that dogs have perfected into an art form
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The only sport where throwing something away means you want it back
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A happiness meter that never lies and occasionally knocks things over
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Free interior decorating service provided by Saint Bernards SNIFF Professional background checking, canine style
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A high-five that comes with bonus scratches on your leg COLLAR Fancy necklace that doubles as a GPS tracker
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The world's shortest bungee cord for daily walks
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Currency that makes dogs suddenly understand perfect English SIT The only command that works until a squirrel appears
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A suggestion that becomes negotiable around dinnertime
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Walking position that lasts exactly 3.2 seconds
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Gymnastics move performed exclusively on dead fish
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Formal greeting that soaks everyone within a 10-foot radius DIG Landscape architecture by amateur earth movers HOWL Singing that makes humans question their music choices
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Olympic sport where the finish line keeps moving
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Vertical expression of joy that ignores clean laundry
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Aggressive kissing with dental involvement
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Free face wash with questionable hygiene standards
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Daily parade where every fire hydrant is a celebrity
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Water torture session disguised as hygiene VET The scary person who gives treats but also needles
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Treasure that must be buried immediately and forgotten forever
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Spherical object that creates temporary amnesia about everything else STICK Nature's most exciting toy that grows on trees DOOR Magic portal that must be guarded against invisible threats NAP Power sleeping between meals, walks, and more meals
