Maiya (its pronounced Maya GET IT RIGHT) Sarcasm 101

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what people use against idiots
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the masters at going against idiots
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don't even bother asking that again
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the thing that develops when you hate everyone
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where people like me want to be
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what most others are a master of
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what I feel about others
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inside feeling other than alive
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Monday's ugly sister
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Friday's teaser
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one of the only things I like to do
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everyday
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what I need after interaction
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one simple source of happiness
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what most people REALLY REALLY need right about now