2.
Man's second best friend who's honestly just using him for food
3.
Imagine like a rat but it's got wings and screeches and drinks blood from your cow
4.
Must be depressed because it's got a long face. Did you like that joke? Yay or neigh?
5.
Kind of like a kite but it lives underwater and killed Steve Irwin
6.
Died and came back to life
7.
The best animal, sticky and slow with a twisty shell and a heart full of love + mucus
8.
Used to skateboard in the 90's but now he's too old
9.
A helpful animal with a shiny bald head and kind eyes
