An Engineer's Nightmare

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When 3 PM somewhere becomes 3 AM here
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When your program slowly eats all your RAM
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Everyone panics when this happens
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Trapped forever, round and round
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Two processes, one victim
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Creepy crawlers that wreck your carefully built code
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The skeletons in your code closet
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Dependency injection… gone eerily wrong
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Neil’s personal nightmare
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The ghostly battle of code that refuses to coexist