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Your golden ticket to fulfill dreams in the U.S
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The 12-month trial version of your American dream.
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When 12 months just isn’t enough stress.
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A lottery that’s more stressful than dating apps.
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The mysterious force deciding your future.
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That one-page drama of your entire life.
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Pretending to like small talk for job leads.
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The only social media you update monthly.
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The full-time job you do to get a full-time job.
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Liquid motivation for 8 a.m. classes
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One person works, everyone gets credit.
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When sleep and sanity file for divorce.
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Where “Can you hear me?” is the new hello.
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The “teaching” job that’s mostly grading and crying.
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The never-ending internship nobody warned you about.
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The fancy paper you’ll eventually frame (hopefully).
