1.
Montana's official flavor of literally everything: candles, vodka, taffy, probably the tap water
2.
Big, fluffy, and absolutely not a petting zoo, Brenda
3.
Has the right of way on every trail and knows it
4.
A cow town that turned into a Patagonia catalog with a ski hill
5.
Hippies, hunters, and college kids, all waiting in line at the same brewery
6.
Montana has two seasons: this one and road construction
7.
The bonus season that shows up every August, uninvited, like a polyp
8.
Somehow located inside every gas station, bar, and possibly your dentist
9.
Looks like a horse designed by a committee and wants you dead
10.
The TV show that convinced half of California they're ranchers now
