1.
You gave me cookie, I got you cookie.
2.
I'll take a potato chip... and eat it!
3.
You are the bane of my existence and the object of all my desires.
4.
Stupid Canadian wolf bird.
6.
You'll rue this day, you'll rue it!
7.
Reading is fundamental!
8.
It's going to be legen-wait for it-dary!