1.
Lost Two World Wars by Stretching
3.
Probably shouldn't check his voicemail this weekend
5.
Oompa loompa doompety doo
8.
I whip my Durag back and forth
9.
Mr. Cowboy isn't just a QB
10.
Parley's haven't hit all month
11.
That hat isn't hiding that bald spot bro
12.
J.J's bestie in the booth
13.
Sales is my passion, I just coach on the side
14.
I'll have a large pizza and she's just gonna watch
16.
Mute probably, I wouldn't know.
